doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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