Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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