How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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