let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
my liver is dry heaving
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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