I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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