I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Enjoy the penises
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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