forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They took my balls.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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