so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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