Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
