the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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