I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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