True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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