when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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