i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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