I bet he comes in French.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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