My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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