eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
