What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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