Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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