I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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