i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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