Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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