We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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