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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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