bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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