Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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