Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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