I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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