He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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