My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Who died my cat blue again?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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