Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Boobs are out for the taking
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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