You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I will be naked everywhere
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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