Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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