yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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