So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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