thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
