I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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