A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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