hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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