i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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