Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize