Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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