I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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