I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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