u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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