There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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