This girl is more easily done than said...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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