if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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