That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he was CRYING into my vagina
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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