I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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