i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
