Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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